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Men are like shag carpetsSoft fuzzy and from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like remote controlsSimple Easy to from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like power toolsThey make a from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like chocolate barsSweet smooth and from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coolersLoad them with beer from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like computersHard to figure out from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like coffeeThe best ones are from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Q What are the three types of from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.

Q Why do men float better than from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.

Q Why is it dangerous to let from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

Q How are men like television commercialsA from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.

Wanting to lose weight a woman placed from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds.

One Saturday afternoon a man was sitting from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"

Men are like fine wine They all from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

QUESTION Why are lifesavers better than men from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

A man parked his car at the from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing." As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typical male."

What a woman says This place is from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !

Why did God create men first Because from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

The difference between men and womenA man from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.

When a man steals your wife there from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.